Read Between the Lines

What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean:

  • Outgoing Personality – Always going out of the office
  • Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone
  • Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does
  • Work is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date
  • Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it
  • Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a louder voice
  • Exceptionally Good Judgement – Lucky
  • Career Minded – Back stabber
  • Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else
  • Of Great Value To the Organization – Gets to work on time
  • Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English
  • Relaxed Attitude – Sleeps at desk