Category: Humour

The Doctor and the Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What…

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA – System installer VISNU – System supporter SHIV – System Programmer NAARAD – Data transfer YAM – Deleter MENKA – Virus!

Which computer do you have?

Girl: Which computer do u have? Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card. Boy: Which computer do YOU have??? Girl: A PINK…

News Stand

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people cheated! Fifty people cheated!” Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was…

Come Again!

A candidate at a job interview was asked a tough question to which he mumbled an inaudible answer. The interviewer said “Come again?” The candidate got up, collected his file, went out of the room and came back again.

The Absent Minded Writers

Three absent minded writers were busy discussing a writing project on the platform, while waiting for the train. The announcement was made, and the train finally arrived. There was complete panic among eagerly waiting passengers as the train made its…

Who Catches First?

Three visitors to Hyderabad climb up the Babukhan Estate and decide to have a contest. They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground. The…

Confidential Fax

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?” Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?” Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the…

Difference

A man went to face an interview. Board of Directors asked him, “Tell the difference between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”. The man replied, I am clarifying with the example, “When u marry a right person you are “Complete” and when you…

Read Between the Lines

What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean: Outgoing Personality – Always going out of the office Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does Work is First Priority…