Category: Humour

Work vs Prison

In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break…

The Requirements of This Job

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

Eager to Impress The Boss

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important…

All is Fair in Business

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ‘BEST DEALS.’ He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its…

Smart vs Dumb

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

Business Interview With a Journalist

A quote from an interview with the head of a growing company. Journalist asks: – So how many employees are working in your company? – Approximately half of them…

Young Man and the Beggar

Once a young man was standing in front of a dental clinic, a beggar came to him and said “ Sir, I am not able to walk as I have pain in my legs” and asked for help ( begging…

Curriculum for Employees

Dress code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Rs 8,000 Tommy Hilfiger watch and carrying a Rs 5,500 Hidesign Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and…

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody at Work

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it,…