Category: Humour

Want a Day off Work?

So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per…

The Rich Fisherman

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and…

Identifying Wasted Time in Office

To: All Personnel From: Accounting It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of “Miscellaneous Unproductive Time”. However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during…

Who is Great?

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you all are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking you idiots!

Dentist or Cardiologist?

Young lady to her father: Dad when I grow up, what shall I become? A dentist or cardiologist? Father: A dentist. Young lady: Why father? Father: Because we have only one heart and 32 teeth.

Sharing 50 / 50

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting to lunch at Mc Donalds. He noticed that they ordered one meal and an extra cup for drink. As the young man watched them, the gentleman divided hamburger, fries and drink equally…

The Complaining Boss

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped…