Lalit was a photographer for the Deccan Chronicle, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job. “Hit it,” said Lalit climbing into the first plane he saw on the runway. The pilot…
Tag: Humour
Top Ten Reasons Why TV is better than the World Wide Web:
10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 9. When was the last time you tuned in to a site and got a “Not Found 404” message? 8. There are fewer grating color schemes…
Are Bugs Good to eat?
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh,…
The Generous Lawyer
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?”…
The Three Wishes
A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. “I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. “But there is a catch.” “What catch?” the man asked.…
Forget About It
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, “Dear, will you please…
A Helping Hand
The office printer stopped working, so the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly employee informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged Rs 300 for such cleanings, the employee…
Bad Day at Work
A man joined a big company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Get me some coffee, quick!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong…
You Have Got 10 Seconds Left
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t…
The Doctor and the Lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What…