Tag: Humour

Some Indian Satire Websites

Are you looking for some best Indian satire websites that can make you laugh? Check out the new age satire, parody, humour websites that will make you laugh. These satirical websites have funny and hilarious stories on politics, entertainment, sports, business, opinions and more.

No pain killers, please!

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any pain killers because I’m in a big hurry. No gas or needles or any of that stuff.”…

Hands in the wallet

A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth. He said: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

Unemployment to Doctors

“Remember, when you are wishing your friends good health, you are wishing unemployment for doctors”.

An Engineer and a Doctor

A doctor is talking to a car engineer, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.” “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but…

Workplace Joke

Worker: I can’t come in today. I’m having problems with my eyes. Boss: What’s wrong with them? Worker: I just can’t see myself coming into work today.

Thinking Tongue Twister

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

The Cheaper Solution

A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath. “Wow” responded the psychiatrist “I’ve never heard of such a phobia,…

Ten Things I Know About You

1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your…

Fisherman Tongue Twister

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.