The Old Man and The Doctor
An old man visits the doctor and after thorough examination, the doctor says,
Doctor: I have a good news and a bad news for you, what would you like to hear first?
Old man: Well, give me the bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have 2 years left.
Old man: Oh no! Only 2 years left. What kind of good news you will give me after this?
Doctor: You also have Alzheimer. You will forget everything I told you.