Top Ten Reasons Why TV is better than the World Wide Web:

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10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to a site and got a “Not Found 404” message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV — even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an “Under Construction” sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can’t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don’t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

…and the number 1 reason TV is better than the Web:
1. You can’t surf the Web from a sofa with a Coke in one hand and Pizza in the other.

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