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Tag: Humour
Which computer do you have?
Girl: Which computer do u have? Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card. Boy: Which computer do YOU have??? Girl: A PINK…
News Stand
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people cheated! Fifty people cheated!” Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was…
Come Again!
A candidate at a job interview was asked a tough question to which he mumbled an inaudible answer. The interviewer said “Come again?” The candidate got up, collected his file, went out of the room and came back again.
The Absent Minded Writers
Three absent minded writers were busy discussing a writing project on the platform, while waiting for the train. The announcement was made, and the train finally arrived. There was complete panic among eagerly waiting passengers as the train made its…
Who Catches First?
Three visitors to Hyderabad climb up the Babukhan Estate and decide to have a contest. They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground. The…
Confidential Fax
Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?” Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?” Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the…
Read Between the Lines
What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean: Outgoing Personality – Always going out of the office Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does Work is First Priority…
Management Funda
”We will do it” means “You will do it” ”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you” ”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same” ”Tomorrow first…
Laughter the Best Medicine
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you are laughing without reason, you need a medicine.