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What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean:
- Outgoing Personality – Always going out of the office
- Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone
- Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does
- Work is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date
- Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it
- Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a louder voice
- Exceptionally Good Judgement – Lucky
- Career Minded – Back stabber
- Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else
- Of Great Value To the Organization – Gets to work on time
- Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English
- Relaxed Attitude – Sleeps at desk